Tour of Kennedy High School cont.

If you go upstairs, you pass the terribly smelling labs and the awkward teachers trying to be cool. You then pass by the old teacher who is finally retiring this year after starting when the school opened in the 1970s. He taught some of the teachers here now, and not the young ones. Then you pass the weird rooms that never have the same teacher in them the whole day long. If you turn, you pass the math teachers that students pretty much hate and then the room if the teacher that “resigned”’ because of accusations of relations with a student last year. If you go back to the foyer and take a direct right, you pass a few random LA rooms and the Japanese room, plus the main office where you go when you get in trouble, like when the guys in the junior class pass around a purple turtleneck to wear for every school picture. Then you pass the band hallway that always has people in it no matter what time it is. Then you pass the art hallway which never has people in it. Then you pass the choir and orchestra hallway which is where many dirties like to hang out. It’s super awkward to trying to shove by them when they are just standing around cussing up a storm and you want to go to class. Next, you pass the cafeteria where there is bad food and weird open mike lunches and fights. A massive grindfest also occurs there twice a year at Homecoming and WPA. Then, you pass the weird pod entrances to the auditorium which is always full of creepy dirties PDA-ing. In the back there are the green room and dressing rooms where many a dirty has been caught doing the nasty.

If you were to turn the other way from the foyer, you would pass other LA rooms and then the guidance counselor’s office which you never enter unless you want to drop a class. The nurse is also around there, but she’s not actually allowed to give you anything and only allows you to lay down for about fifteen minutes if you feel sick, all the while talking loudly so you can’t sleep at all. Then you pass the other healthy vending machines that serve no purpose and the recycling bins hat never actually were recycled until this past year. Then you go down a hallway with the terrible lockers and random French and LA rooms are. The special needs classes are also down here. The gym is here too, but you never have to take gym at Kennedy unless you are a bum and never do a sport or actually fill your schedule. Although, gym doesn’t sound too bad because I hear you either walk around the track the entire time or play things such as badminton.

Well, there’s Kennedy for you. I hope if you ever have to actually go there, this has helped you a bit. If not, that’s ok too.

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